I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Carbs

I'm having a party at my house on Saturday afternoon, and I have a real dilemma.  I'm trying to figure out how to plan a healthy menu for my guests while at the same time balancing my need for carbs.  Veggies and dip just won't do it for me.  You might as well lock me in a closet.  However, I do realize that some people are on diets or are trying to eat healthy, and the less bread I have for them, the better.  However, I'm really torn.  I love to cook and bake, and some of my best dishes are high-carb culinary delights.  When you go to a party, you remember the delicious cakes and desserts, not the ranch dip or the celery sticks.  Get real!